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TEN WAYS TO GET GUYS TO ATTEND WNBA GAMES
The WNBA is drawing pretty well, but I have to admit that I have never seen a WNBA game on TV or in person. The league would make a lot more money if it could somehow draw in more male basketball fans like myself. Since we're such good guys at Foulshots.com, we've decided to help the WNBA solve its marketing problem by creating a list of Ten Ways to Get Guys to Attend WNBA Games.

10 Ways to Get Guys to Attend WNBA Games
1. Free beer
2. Free food
3. Have one WNBA team featuring celebrities like Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kournikova and Heidi Klum
4. Catholic schoolgirl uniforms (so long as Rebecca Lobo is excluded)
5. Games that are to quote Kevin Garnett and Stephon Marbury, "All Nude!" (Lobo excluded again)
6. Did I mention free beer?
7. Brandi Chastain style exhibitionism (it worked for women's soccer)
8. Make WNBA ticket stubs redeemable for points towards a free DIRECTV dish with NBA League Pass.
9. Make WNBA ticket stubs redeemable for free beer
10. Who are we kidding? There's no way to get red-blooded males to attend WNBA games.
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