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TEN
WAYS TO GET GUYS TO ATTEND WNBA GAMES
The
WNBA is drawing pretty well, but I have to admit that I have
never seen a WNBA game on TV or in person. The
league would make a lot more money if it could somehow draw
in more male basketball fans like myself. Since we're such good
guys at Foulshots.com, we've decided to help the WNBA solve
its marketing problem by creating a list of Ten Ways to Get
Guys to Attend WNBA Games.
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10 Ways to Get Guys to Attend WNBA Games
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1. Free beer
2. Free food
3. Have one WNBA team featuring celebrities like Katie
Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kournikova and Heidi Klum
4. Catholic schoolgirl uniforms (so long as Rebecca
Lobo is excluded)
5. Games that are to quote Kevin Garnett and Stephon
Marbury, "All Nude!" (Lobo excluded again)
6. Did I mention free beer?
7. Brandi Chastain style exhibitionism (it worked for
women's soccer)
8. Make WNBA ticket stubs redeemable for points towards
a free DIRECTV dish with NBA League Pass.
9. Make WNBA ticket stubs redeemable for free beer
10. Who are we kidding? There's no way to get red-blooded
males to attend WNBA games.
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