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10 Possible NBA Player Viruses
Along these lines, what if the next wave of computer viruses get fashioned in the image of NBA superstars? Pretty scary. It's such a scary thought that we decided to present to you The Foulshots.com List of 10 Potential NBA Player Viruses. (In Order of Potential Danger)10. Michael Jordan Virus - Comes in and takes over your computer with a lot of hoopla and then does absolutely nothing else. 9. Juwan Howard Virus - This virus does nothing special, but it will cost you a lot of money to remove it. 8. John Stockton Virus - Makes your computer pretend that it is infected. 7. Shane Battier Virus - Does the same thing as the John Stockton virus, only it will last much longer. 6. Chris Webber Virus - Makes your computer run more smoothly, but will annoy you by constantly sending out messages indicating that it would like to be transferred to another host. 5. Dennis Rodman Virus - Does things to get your attention like change your computer's wallpaper into a bizarre multi-colored, pattern-less collection of images and change your screensaver to something porn-related. 4. Isaiah Rider Virus - Makes your computer's clock malfunction and scrambles up your datebook scheduler so that you will miss all of your appointments. 3. Kobe Bryant Virus - Hogs up all of your computer's resources so that you cannot open up any other applications. 2. Shaquille O'Neal Virus - Sends out emails to everyone on your contact list bitching about how the Kobe virus is taking up all of the computer's resources. 1. Shawn Kemp Virus - Eats up your hard drive and swells up in size to over 2 gigabytes and then regenerates itself multiple times, leaving junior Shawn Kemp Viruses all over the place. |
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The Anna Kournikova virus received a lot of hype this past week after it infected computers all over the world. When you think about it, the Kournikova virus functions just like the Lolita she is in real life. It lures you in with the idea that you will receive sexually-suggestive content and then zaps you and leaves you totally infected. But it doesn't stop there; it makes your humiliation public by zapping all of your friends and family too. Sergei Fedorov beware!