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| My
dad is one of the greatest high school basketball coaches of all-time |
"Relax,
my dad is a TV repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools." |
| UNLV
guard Anderson Hunt's pressure D gave me diarrhea in 1990 |
I
starred in the bomb known as Shanghai Surprise with my ex-wife Madonna |
| My
little brother Danny couldn't follow in my footsteps |
My
"little" brother, Chris, is a big, fat slob who hasn't done jack
since Reservoir Dogs |
| I
was very dramatic on the court, whining to the refs and drawing fouls that
weren't committed |
I'm
one of the finest dramatic actors of my era, or at least that's what some
people think |
| I'm
a total has-been, but that's cool since I have two NCAA championship rings |
I'm
still a great actor. What? You didn't like Hurlyburly? Well, screw
you. I'll punch you in the face as if you were a reporter |
